
Rail transportation is all the rage in Europe. I am pretty sure it is because it is a lot cheaper than flying and every single dinky little town has a train station. Which is super convenient if you want to go somewhere less-known but kind of irritating when you are on the train for 3 hours and you think about how you could have probably shaved an hour off of your transportation time if you didn't stop every twenty minutes.
Once we got of the train, we snapped into our unknown city routine which is- Obtain a map of the city
- Find out where you are on map
- Ask random people often to no avail where to go, how to get there, costs
- Secure lodging
- Eat
After we dropped off all of our things and told the lady when we wanted breakfast, we went exploring. According to the map Florence has this museum called The Galleria dell'Accademia, which apparently has the famous Michelangelo sculpture of David. In route to the museum, we quickly found an open-air market where we spent most of the day. They had all sorts of things - mostly clothing and jewelry. Kate bought a really cute Italian track jacket, Farashta bought jewelry and souvenirs, and I bought a red necklace with matching earrings, a ring that I had been looking for, and a purple Florence shirt. We all bought pashminas which are cashmere scarfs and are all the rage here in Europe -
By the time we were done shopping we went looking for the museum again. But we couldn't find it, and we assumed it was closed anyway. And the stupid city maps were no help!
Instead we decided to explore the city a little before we were hungry for dinner. We encountered this sign, which made Kate and I sad because we had spent a lot of euros shopping so that meant that we couldn't go to one of these -
We took pictures by this sign because Kate exclaimed "Venice to Florence! Just like we did!" and after we took the pictures we realized that it said Valencia not Venicia, the former being a city in Spain and the latter being where we just were. :)
We walked by a couple of these, which are laundromats with internet access. At first I thought it was an unusual pairing, but the more I thought about it the more genius I thought it was. You don't have anything else to do while your clothes are washing, so why not pay another euro and surf the internet?
Later, we did find this creepy/adorable sign for the museum that we were looking for -
We walked past a few typical Italian restaurants before we decided we were hungry and went into one of them -
We ate at the Caffe Duomo and had tortellini, the best I have had yet.
After dinner we went walking around the city at night. It was really a fun experience because there was so much street life - a lot of vendors, street performers, and people walking around. Florence really has a rhythm to it, and it really enjoyable at night.
This was one of the first American flags that I saw in Europe (USA! USA!) -
Farashta saw this bridge on a postcard, so we decided to see it during the day too -
We somehow found ourselves in the really rich shopping district, and we had fun window shopping. A lot of the expensive fashion was really weird, to me at least, and I kept thinking that if I had the money to buy actual designer clothes I probably wouldn't buy something like this -
We saw a lot of these stickers on motorcycles and cars. We have no idea what it means. It begs so many questions - who is John? what was he doing? why is this in English?
Speaking of random signs (I think they'd have better luck if they would have made their statement IN ITALIAN) -
Walking home to the hotel we saw one of these stores, which made us laugh because why would you want to go through the hassle of being carded to enter when you can buy your porn guilt-free at any newspaper stand? (ps. that is my new ring on my left hand) -
The next morning we experienced the disappointment that is the Italian breakfast. We were only served coffee, a croissant, and a cookie. Not very filling at all. This makes no sense - this is Italy, land of great food. So why do they cheap out on breakfast? Lame. We decided to play European Dress Up, basically where we wore all of our new things and wear our hair like the locals.On the agenda was seeing the Accademia for real this time and seeing the fortress we saw on the map. We walked past the museum and there was a line around the block, so we chose to see the fortress first.
On our way, we saw this arch -
Then we decided we were hungry. This time for lunch I went the healthy route and ordered the Greek salad which consisted of tomatoes, cucumber, plain yogurt, feta cheese, and green olives. Quite tasty!
Once we were back on the road, we discovered that the fortress was just across the street -
We went inside and saw this really pretty lilac tree so we braved the bees we heard buzzing around the flowers and took some pictures -
Then we saw that there was a red carpet leading into the building! Kate had the idea that it was like a runway, so we pretended like we were models - 

While we were taking our pictures some weird/random guy walked by and whistled at us and told us we were very beautiful. We pretty much ignored him, and he took this to mean that we must want a picture with his dog (?) -
After our model pictures, we made our way to the museum of the fortress. We walked down some stairs, into some doors into a bright room where some lady handed us bags full of information. It took us a few seconds to realize that this wasn't a museum at all, and after walking around for a few minutes we realized that we were in the middle of a REAL ESTATE FAIR.
It was all for really high-end places too. This was absolutely hilarious, here we were, three early 20's American tourists/students who don't speak a word of Italian, in the middle of a real estate fair. So we cruised around with our bags, took some free candy, smiled politely at the people in suits at their booths, used the bathroom, then left. As we were leaving we took a picture by the sign - wouldn't you think this was really a Real Estate fair and not a museum if you also didn't speak a word of Italian?
The funniest part of the whole ordeal was the big "NO TOURISTS" sign we saw as we were leaving. Apparently dressing up in our best European attire really did the trick! :) So after that misadventure, we made our way to the legitimate museum. On our way we saw this sign warning about crossing the street (pretty direct, I'd say) -
The line wasn't any shorter when we got there, but we really wanted to see it, so we waited about 50 minutes to get inside. Once we were in, we got to see the famous David -
Which was really the only thing worth seeing in the museum. There were a lot of Renaissance-era paintings but I'm not really into that period, so it wasn't that interesting to me. It was worth it to see David, though. I couldn't get over how tall the actual statue was. I didn't know this before, but David=David from David and Goliath. And the thing he is holding is a sling that he used to throw the rock at Goliath. Learn something new every day!After the museum we took a gelatto break, then walked over the to Cathedral. I really liked the Cathedral because it was really unique looking, there were a lot of whites and greens -


Then we walked back to that bridge and took some pictures by the river - 
That night for dinner we had a donner to go because we were, uh, running short on cash and still had to return to Venice and then to Rome. We went to bed early that night so we could catch the morning train back to Venice.Florence was my favorite city of the three. There was so much to do, so many different things to see, and the market shopping was a lot of fun. I would highly reccomend Florence to anyone who is thinking of seeing Italy - (it is a lot cheaper than Rome or Venice) unlike Rome it isn't wall-to-wall people and unlike Venice there is more to do than appreciate the scenery.

1 comment:
i would like to reiterate that my frequent misinterpretation of words in other languages should not make anyone think any less of me, and if they do i would counter that with how much fun we have! and how funny the stories are later, which, frankly, is awesome.
also, how hot are we!!?? id like to think the pictures while we are eating food make us look like total babes, plus the vino doesnt help. remember our daily affirmation: i am a woman, i am beautiful, i have spent far too much time in italy drinking not wine.
love love!
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