This weekend I was in Madrid. The trip started out with a trial-and-error experiment:
Do you really need your passport to travel internationally? Let me just quickly add that I was flying from Santiago to Madrid - that is within Spain. I've been here so long that it doesn't
feel like I'm traveling internationally when I am just going around Spain. So...it didn't even occur to me to bring my passport. Yet, it is still considered international travel. Oops. I did, however, remember my reservation number so I was able to get my ticket from the machine instead of going to the desk, but when we were boarding I needed to show my passport. I showed my International Student ID card (which is a card with a picture that I
laminated) and the security lady had a fit. She wouldn't let me board and took me to a phone so she could call her boss, and after a lecture and much scolding she let me on the airplane. I wasn't really afraid, there were other flights and I could taxi back to my apartment, but my poor mother looked as if she was going to have a heart attack. I was a bit nervous for the return flight (I did get a faxed copy of my passport from my director) but Madrid security was even easier - I showed the same homemade card and no one asked any questions.
Answer: No!Our first night we were tired from the flight and navigation through the maze of the Madrid subway.

We decided to make it an easy night of dinner and then
chocolate con churros at a famous
chocolateria that my mom always takes her students too. We ate at a
restaurant called
Nebraska (ha ha!) which had excellent salads, and this stupid waiter who wouldn't let me order a
calimocho which is red wine and coke. So I ordered a red wine AND a coke and made my own drink. The whole time we were eating there was this slightly middle-aged man sitting near us facing me who stared at me the whole time. Now, I have grown accustomed to the "
Spanish Stare" but he went beyond a curious glance to winking at me and smiling. Did I mention that he was wearing a wedding band? and I was with my mom? and he had to be at least 20 years older than I? When he got up to left he winked and smiled again. Men! After dinner and the excellent dessert we hit the sack - in the beautiful hotel with enormous beds.
That morning Kate, Mom and I did the rounds of museums. We first, of course, had to stop at Starbucks then to a little overpriced
restaurant for breakfast. On our walk there, Kate noticed this McDonald's sign with bad English:

We began with the
Renia Sofia which is an art museum in what used to be a hospital. There are myths that it is haunted. I can assure you there are no angry ghosts lurking the halls of the
Renia Sofia - but there are some really angry guards. I, of course, have to learn this first hand because I took a picture of little
españolas on a field trip. I couldn't help it, they were just so cute! Anyway, I got yet another lecture from a lady guard who demanded that I erase the picture and told me I was violating the privacy of the children. Whatever. Here is the illegal picture:
Aren't they adorable?

We also saw the most famous painting in the museum,
Guernica by Picasso. It is a painting about when the city of
Guernica got bombed by the Germans because Franco (the dictator of Spain) let Hitler
practice his new bombs. Kate impressed my mom and I by rattling off a bunch of facts about the painting that she learned in her culture class. For example, the flower in the middle of the painting represents hope.

After the
Renia Sofia we made a slight detour on our way to the
Thyssen-Bornemisza and took some pictures.
Mom and I
in front of the Prado.

This was also outside of the Prado - I thought it was cool (albeit
girly).

Kate doing the Italian hand gesture. Kate and I use this a lot because it is awesome and fun. In fact, most of everything we said on our
Andalucia trip was said in an Italian accent punctuated by this gesture. Julia, our Italian friend taught us that you are only supposed to use it when you've been insulted by someone and you are responding to it. For example: "you look really fat in that new shirt", you would reply with an
appropriate retort and use this hand gesture:

The
Thyssen-Bornemisza was a first for all of us and it was probably my favorite art museum ever. We couldn't take pictures inside, but if you want to check out the link the website is really cool.
After we were all
museumed-out we ate lunch at a swanky yet reasonably priced Italian
restaurants. We had pizza, my mom and I split a tropical one that had bananas and pineapple on it. It was really delicious, and while we were eating we saw my roommate Manuel in the window. He was in Madrid this past weekend as well, and he waived to us! It was really a warm fuzzy feeling to see him - sometimes I find it a little hard to believe that I've made such good friends in such a short time. Once we were done eating we walked back in the general direction of our hotel and we stopped at a
pasteleria for desserts. My mom pointed out that we were right next to
Hotel Moderno which is the hotel we stayed in the first time we came to Spain 5 years ago.

While eating our desserts we did a bit of shopping before we headed back to the hotel for a quick nap. Once we were rested, we met up with Jeff and walked to the
Plaza Mayor.

We had another early dinner then took my mom out for a drink. Kate really wanted to buy her a shot but it was too early in the night, so we settled for a cocktail. Since it was really early by Spanish time (9:00pm) we had a little trouble finding an open bar. Once we found an
appropriate one (we
whiffed big time on our first choice, it didn't have much liquor and terrible blush wine), we ordered her a
Malibu rum with pineapple juice, which she really liked. We went to the hotel early because my mom had to get up early for her flight. It was sad to see her leave - it was the first time that I've ever been somewhere away from home and my mom has left without me. Despite how hard it was to see her go...
...but it was so worth it every moment she was here.

Kate and I slept in and once we got up and checked out of the hotel we decided to go on a photo safari! But first we needed to find a hostel. Staying at where we were wasn't really in our price range, so we decided to jump on the Metro and get off at a random stop kind of far from the center of town and find a cheaper hostel.
We looked around in the
Lavapiés neighborhood which was the "affordable" section of town during the '70's and '80's where all of the young people live. 
But we couldn't find a hostel. Not a single one. So we got off at the
Retiro stop and didn't have any luck there either. Finally, we decided to go back to where we came from. We went to 5 different hostels that were all full. On our sixth try we found
Hostal David - which was a 1 star hostel.

This was quite a downgrade from our luxurious, mom-paid-for hotel. But it was cheap, only
42€ for the night, so we took it. Our room - 
We had to share a bathroom with the floor, I'll spare you pictures of that. Let's just say that we made a good choice foregoing showers that next morning.
Once we had dropped off our backpacks, we headed to
Carrefour to buy lunch then went to the
Parque Retiro and had a picnic!
The entrance to the park.

Our favorite part of the picnic was this 1L box of blush wine -


Which, needless to say, we
thoroughly enjoyed. And the best part was that it was only 43 cents.
The kids that were near our picnic that almost hit us with their soccer ball a few times.

We saw this little kid, poor thing. If you click on the picture you can see it in better detail, but this
unfortunate little kid was born to very European parents who not only like
faux-hawks, but also mullets. This kid has no chance.

We really enjoyed the sunshine.


After we were done eating we walked around and took some pictures!
A
fountain!

Winnie the Pooh (
que raro)!

A lake with some boats!

The statue with a man on a horse!

A closer view of the columns!

Free hugs from strangers!

Us!
amigas para siempre! We are a couple of hot beaches :)

We left the park to go see the Royal Palace. As we were leaving we saw this arch -

A few confused metro stops later we made it close to the Royal Palace. As we walked there we passed the Senate -

The ice cream man -

And a sign in the nearby
Parque de Espana that read "it is prohibed to piss on the grass". The funny part is that there was such a problem at one point in time that it necesitated a sign.
(edit: so my mom just emailed me and informed me that "pisar" does not mean "to piss" it means "to step on". Whoops. Still, it looks like "to piss" and is therefore funny all the same!) 
We finally made it to the Royal Palace just before the sun started to set. I waved to the King and Queen, but I don't think they saw me.

The Church across from the Royal Palace.

Some statue in the park across from the Royal Palace.

Walking home we got a beautiful view of the city at night.

Then as we made our way back through the
Parque de Espana we saw Don Quixote in lights!

We passed H&M on our way to dinner and we couldn't help but go in. Kate found these sweatshirt jackets that we both fell in love with so Kate bought one in grey and I bought one in black. I also got a black and white stripped sweater that makes me feel very Parisian.
To end our photo safari, Kate wanted pictures of the prositutes that were near our hostel. We weren't in a bad part of town by any means, but a few streets over we discovered that there were a ton of prositutes. I don't know if prositution is legal in Spain, but they were out and about at 2pm. I wasn't so keen on the idea of taking pictures, but this was the first time Kate and I had ever seen real live prositutes so it seemed like an OK idea. If nothing else, it would be a good story.

I kind of like this picture because it seems artsy, dark, and dangerous. In all reality, the only dangerous thing about Prositute Row was being mistaken for a prositute. As Kate and I were walking down the street, some older woman - we guessed she was a madam - rubbed both of our arms (and our brand new jackets!) and said "
Ay chicas, que fria!" which translates to "girls, it is cold!". That was enough to get me to leave. As we started briskly walking further down the street, some guy turned to Kate and said "Hola, hello..." after that we ran.
The night at the 1 star hostel wasn't as bad as I anticipated it would be.

After the hooker run-in, bars in Madrid being expensive, and having a flight in the morning we decided to stay in.

That next morning (Natalie's 18th birthday!) we had our final breakfast at Starbucks before we used our last Metro ticket to get to the airport. Thankfully, I was able to get on the airplane. (If I wasn't able to get on the airplane it wasn't as if I would have been stranded in Madrid, there was also a train back to Santiago, and you don't need your passport for that, but it is 8 hours and another 50
€.) I sent a text message to my poor mother as soon as I was on the airplane because I knew she'd worry until she heard from me.
Going home I reflected on the lessons that I had learned from our Madrid trip: always bring your passport when you are flying in Europe, don't rob the innocence of children by taking their pictures, don't hang out where the hookers do, and your best friend + your mom makes for one of the best weekends ever.